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The Second Coming?
She's Already Here.
When irrefutable evidence links government officials to a child abuse scandal, 30-year-old Lamb's past trauma is triggered to breaking point. But as her fragile life shatters, a divine energy awakens in her, and she realises she is the second coming of Christ.
With a growing following of believers, Lamb embarks on a mission to revolt against the corrupt regime. But as she marches into a surreal dystopian nightmare, her transformative powers of faith are challenged as perhaps nothing more than mental delusions.

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"This is such a masterpiece. Author's meticulous research and encyclopaedic knowledge of religion and cultures shines through on every page. As I dove in I found myself completely enthralled with Lamb's journey through her different missions, realities and states of being. In this book you get to experience everything from a gritty, grubby aspects of our everyday lives to completely abstract concepts of the universe [...] Crack your mind open and enjoy." - Lenka

"Jared has created something very special with The Lamb Prophecy. It's an erratic ride through the eyes of Lamb that I really couldn't predict. Every time I sat down to read I was blown away by some kind of cosmic event within the story. There are extensive references and explanations of religious stories and theories which shows how well Jared has studied theology, which really brings the book to life. The end of the book came far too quickly and now I'm itching for more." - Jamie

"As dark as it is funny, as free-flowing as it is unpredictable, this philosophical fantasy novel challenges today's cynical view of the metaphysical realms. Blending elements of almost every religious and philosophical text known to man, it weaves an intricately detailed tale of a flawed heroine on a quest to redeem her past mistakes." - Mark

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THE AUTHOR


Born in South Africa and now a homeless nomad, Jared has explored and gathered inspiration from over 70 countries. Additionally, he reads the central scripture from a different religion every year, deepening his understanding of numerous faiths and cultures. This curiosity and dedication to broad theology have greatly influenced his latest book, The Lamb Prophecy, where Jared blends fantasy with deep spiritual themes, constructing a world rich with combined mythology. Through the eyes of Lamb, the story encourages readers to reflect on their own sacred journeys while revealing steps towards a more open, freethinking future.

Jared has authored numerous books, including the spiritual philosophy of the Janthopoyism Bible, the self-help publication Heartbreak Sucks!, the collection of short stories Licking the Bottom of the Love Jar, and music biographies for Lana Del Rey, Fiona Apple, and Mitski.

Jared's further creative projects include his one-panel Instagram comic #legobiscuits, his solo music under the name Coming Down Happy, his "singing" for the band Sectlinefor, and his film production called Definitely Not a Cry For Help, which is already partially on YouTube.

Visit Jared's official site at JaredWoodsSavedMyLife.com
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